[Wehnimer's, Land's End Rd.]
You are scrutinized by vigilant soldiers as you arrive at the wide gateway guarding the land route to Wehnimer's Landing. The frenetic pace of the city to the south is a far cry from the deceptive calm of the wilds of Elanith outside. Two daunting towers survey the countryside and protect the town, flanking the road to the east and west. You also see some manna bread, some acantha leaf, the Roselash disk and a wooden barrel.
Also here: Lady Roselash, Lord Paincaster, the body of Phanorc who is lying down, Celineital, the body of Faine who is lying down, Ishpish, Lord Plur who is seated, Thronsor, Darksplice who is kneeling, Keraa, Lunamarie who is seated, Lord Plur, Shmendrik who is kneeling, Lord Dracoblood, Tulce, Gotom, Barielle who is lying down, Yomako who is kneeling
Obvious paths: south.
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You hear the ghostly voice of Phanorc exclaim, "Darksplice killed me!"
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With great effort the spirit of Phanorc gives a keening cry, spectral tears falling on the ground.
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You hear the ghostly voice of Darksplice exclaim, "I killed you? You bloodbursted me!"
>examine dark
You see Darksplice Joonaakaa the Half-elf Ranger.
He appears to be in her 30's, has short, straight brown hair, multihued eyes, and tanned skin.
Despite no apparent injuries, he seems to be DEAD!
He is holding a broadsword in his right hand and a reinforced shield in his left hand.
He is wearing a gold ring, some waterproof canvas galoshes, a brocade sheath, a thin leather tunic, a brocade pouch, a brocade backpack, a grey wolf-hide cloak, a brocade sack, and a crystal amulet.
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Paincaster meditates over Darksplice.
Paincaster all of Darksplice's blood loss.
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You hear the ghostly voice of Kobold say, "Maybe I shouldn't have walked through kobold village..."
>chuckle
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GameMaster Simutronics just arrived in a puff of smoke.
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You chuckle.
>'whoa
You say, "whoa"
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Simutronics just raised his superior GM wand in triumph!
>chuckle
You chuckle.
>poke simu
You poke Simutronics in the ribs.
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Simutronics just glared at you.
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Simutronics cackles!
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Simutronics waves a superior GM wand at you!
You feel yourself crumbling into pieces!
[Void, floating in space.]
You see nothing but black!
Obvious paths: none
>'Hey!
How do you expect to speak without a mouth?
>look
How do you expect to look without eyes?
>wait
Time drags on by...
Round Time: 2 Sec.
You feel yourself reassembling again! You gaze around, but your surroundings have changed from when you left...
[Los Angeles, Rooftop.]
You appear to be on a roof of a large building. You also see some yellow canisters, a wooden crate, and a large fan.
Also here: Duke
Obvious paths: None
>'Whoa
You say, "Whoa"
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Duke says, "Damn, those alien bastards shot up my ride."
>examine duke
You see Duke Nukem the Human.
He appears to be in his 30's, has short, sandy blond hair, green eyes, and tanned skin.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a pistol in his right hand.
He is wearing a red shirt, some sunglasses, a large holster, some blue pants, a pair of shoes, and an ammo belt.
>'Hiyas duke
You say, "Hiyas duke"
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>look behind crate
Behind a crate you see a clip of ammo.
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Duke picks up a pistol clip.
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Duke puts a pistol clip in his pistol.
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Duke fires a pistol at some yellow canisters!
AS: +49 vs DS: +0 with AvD: +50 + d100 roll: +1 = +100
A clean miss.
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Duke fires a pistol at some yellow canisters!
AS: +49 vs DS: +0 with AvD: +50 + d100 roll: +82 = +181
The canisters blow up!
The fan suddenly collapses!
Duke gets hit for 4 points of damage!
You get hit for 14 points of damage! You are stunned for 1 round!
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Duke says, "cool"
>transfer duke
You are still stunned.
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Duke just went through the fan.
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You are no longer stunned.
>go fan
You step through the fan and feel yourself falling towards the ground below!
[Los Angeles, Street]
You appear to be on a crowded street, with many large windows. To your right is a large wooden crate. Above it is a large steel door with the words "Innocent" above it. To your left you see some a building with wooden doors, a window, and a large sign above them. Past the building is a dark alleyway. You also see a sign, a crate with a fire in the middle, a pistol clip, a fire hydrant, and an assault trooper.
Obvious paths: None
Also here: Duke
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An assault trooper fires a laser pistol at you!
AS: +59 vs DS: +29 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +54 = +116
...and hits for 12 points of damage!
Shot at left leg leaves a nasty burn!
>'ow!
You exclaim, "ow!"
>get fal from my har
You remove a flint-edged glaes falchion from your white-tooled leather harness.
>rem shield
You sling a imflass tower shield off from over your shoulder.
>stance def
You are now in defensive stance.
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An assault trooper fires a laser pistol at you!
AS: +59 vs DS: +139 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +32 = -48
A clean miss!
>lick
You stick out your tongue.
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Duke peers quizically at you.
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Duke fires a pistol at an assault trooper!
AS: +49 vs DS: +19 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +64 = +128
...and hits for 16 points of damage!
Nicked the left shoulder!
The assault trooper is stunned!
>stance off
You are now in offensive stance.
>att trooper
You swing a flint-edged glaes falchion at an assault trooper!
AS: +99 vs DS: +9 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +98 = +223
...and hit for 74 points of damage!
Slash to neck removes head from shoulders!
The assault trooper falls to the ground and dies.
Roundtime: 14 seconds.
>chuckle
You chuckle.
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Duke sneers!
>skin trooper
Don't be silly!
>search trooper
You search an assault trooper.
It had no silvers on it.
It was carrying a pistol clip!
The assault trooper decays into compost.
>get clip
You pick up a pistol clip.
>put clip in my cloak
You put a pistol clip in your eel skin cloak.
>grin
You grin.
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Duke just jumped onto a large wooden crate!
>'cool
You say, "Cool"
>jump crate
You try to jump onto a large wooden crate, but fall on your rear!
>grumble
You grumble.
>stand
You stand up.
>jump crate
You jump up onto a large wooden crate.
[Los Angeles, a large crate]
From here, you can see all across the street. Above you is a small ledge with with some large steel doors.
Obvious paths: down
Also here: Duke
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Duke just jumped onto a small ledge!
>jump ledge
You jump onto a small ledge.
[Los Angeles, a small ledge]
Way up high, you can see even more than you could from the crate. Beside you are some large steel doors with the words "Innocent" written above them. You also see a rocket propelled gernade launcher.
Obvious paths: down
Also here: Duke
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Duke picks up a rocket propelled gernade launcher.
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Duke says, "Come get some."
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Duke puts his rocket propelled gernade launcher in his large holster.
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Duke just went down.
>d
[Los Angeles, Street]
You appear to be on a crowded street, with many large windows. To your right is a large wooden crate. Above it is a large steel door with the words "Innocent" above it. To your left you see some a building with wooden doors, a window, and a large sign above them. Past the building is a dark alleyway. You also see a sign, a crate with a fire in the middle, a pistol clip, and a fire hydrant.
Obvious Paths: None
Also here: Duke
>'you suck duke
You say, "You suck duke"
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Duke glances at you.
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Duke says, "dnstuff"
Duke suddenly buckles under the weight of a huge amount of stuff that appears on him!
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Duke puts a pistol in his large holster.
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Duke gets a Devastator from his large holster.
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Duke says, "Die you alien bastard"
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Duke fires a chain of missiles from his Devastator at you!
AS: +49 vs DS: +29 with AvD: +45 + d100 roll: +36 = +101
...and hits for 24 points of damage!
Banged the your right shin.
... hit for 32 points of damage!
Heavy spark to abdomen. Bet that hurts.
... hit for 9 points of damage!
Quick slash to your upper left arm!
... hit for 43 points of damage!
Blow raises a welt on your left arm!
... hit for 27 points of damage!
Burst of flames char abdomen a crispy black.
... hit for 50 points of damage!
Deep blow to the your right side!
Several inches of padding blown off hip....
From the inside!
... hit for 46 points of damage!
Slash to the your left leg hits high!
... hit for 31 points of damage!
Shot at left leg leaves a nasty burn!
... hit for 49 points of damage!
Blow to cheek driving bone through the eye and into the brain.
... hit for 34 points of damage!
Blow to head removes face from skull!
* Joaliana just bit the dust!
The dim aura fades from around you.
The buzz of thoughts in your mind subsides.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

...departing in 13 mins...
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Duke starts chuckling at you.
>'Duke you fool...
You say, "Duke you fool..."
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Duke says, "No one says I suck... and lives."
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Duke just left.
>'oh great
You say, "Oh great"
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GameMaster Simutronics just arrived in a puff of smoke.
>'simutronics!
You exclaim, "simutronics!"
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GameMaster Simutronics sneers at you.
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Simutronics waves a superior GM wand at you!
You feel yourself crumbling into pieces!
[Void, floating in space.]
You see nothing but black!
Obvious paths: none
>'Not again...
How do you expect to speak without a mouth?
>
You feel yourself reassembling again! You gaze around, and sigh a sigh of relief as you find yourself back in Elanthia...
[Wehnimer's, Land's End Rd.]
You are scrutinized by vigilant soldiers as you arrive at the wide gateway guarding the land route to Wehnimer's Landing. The frenetic pace of the city to the south is a far cry from the deceptive calm of the wilds of Elanith outside. Two daunting towers survey the countryside and protect the town, flanking the road to the east and west. You also see some ambrominis leaf, the Roselash disk and a wooden barrel.
Also here: Lady Roselash, Lord Paincaster, the body of Phanorc who is lying down, the body of Faine who is lying down, Ishpish, Lord Plur who is seated, the body of Kobold who is lying down, Falayn who is lying down, Larinh who is seated, Siobhan who is seated, Darksplice who is kneeling, Tulce, Lunamarie who is seated, Lord Plur, Shmendrik who is kneeling, Gotom, Barielle who is lying down, Yomako who is kneeling
Obvious paths: south.
>'I need a rezz